Funny, sarcastic and irreverent morale patches with hook-and-loop backing.
As Seen on Socials - Awwwwwwwww It's Offended - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Spice
As Seen on Socials - Bad Decisions Make Good Stories - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Be A Flirt Lift Your Shirt Yay!! Boobies - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - Because FUCK YOU That's Why - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - Before You Gossip About Me ... Bigger Fish To Fry - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Big Booty Latinas - 1x3.75 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Blow Me Like You Owe Me - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Purple
As Seen on Socials - Blowing Backs Out Since 1775 - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Body Piercings By Sig Sauer - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
As Seen on Socials - Caffeine, Sarcasm, Suppressed Trauma - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Can I Take Your Tits For a Test Drive? - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Can't Catch Me - I'm The F***in' Gingerbread Man - 2x3 Patch - Red w/Lime Green
As Seen on Socials - Can't Fix Pendejo - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Certified Fatass - Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Certified Good Girl - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Cum Slow Shit Fast - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - Dead Don't Know They're Dead - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - Department of Eating Ass - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Dicks Out For Harambe Nuts Out For Peanut - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Did You Take Your Stupid Pills With Dumb Juice Today? - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Don't Bully Me... I'll Cum - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Don't Haze Me I'll Cum - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - Don't Make Me Finger Fuck My Trigger - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Gold
As Seen on Socials - Don't Make Me Finger Fuck My Trigger - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Don't Narcan Me I'm Having a Good Time - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - Don't Taze Me I'll Cum - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Blue
As Seen on Socials - Don't Yell At Me I'll Get Hard - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Gold
As Seen on Socials - Don't Yell At Me I'll Get Wet - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
As Seen on Socials - Don't Yell At Me It Turns Me On - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Dragons Horde Gold Because Your Mother Whored Everything Else - 2x4 Red w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - Drink Your School - Stay In Drugs - Don't Do Milk - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Eating Pussy Cures Depression - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Gold
As Seen on Socials - Edge Hard or Bust Trying - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Spice
As Seen on Socials - Embracing My Inner Drunk Raccoon - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Every Time I use Words Like "Gay" or "Retarded" ... Words Are Hurtful - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Everything Hurts, And I'm Hungry - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Neon Green
As Seen on Socials - Feral Housewife - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Blue
As Seen on Socials - Forgive Me Father For I Am Evil And Retarded - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
As Seen on Socials - Fuck Is My Favorite Word - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
As Seen on Socials - Fuck You and Your Non Offensive Patch - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Fuck You, Lick the back of My Balls - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Fucking With People Is My Love Language - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
As Seen on Socials - Fully Autismatic- 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Getting A Boner... - 1x5 Patch - Gray w/White
As Seen on Socials - Getting Kink Shamed Makes Me Hard - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - Grab His Dick and Twist It - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Hate Keeps Me Warm - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Hell Was Full So I Came Back - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Hella Ass - 2x3 Patch - Multicam Black w/Red
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