Funny & Novelty Patches

'Big Al' - Chubby But Dangerous - OCP 3.5" PVC Patch - Meal Team 6 Member

'Big Bubba' - Chubby But Dangerous - OCP 4" PVC Patch - Meal Team 6 Member

'Never Forgotten' Poppy - May 2023 POTM - 3 Inch PVC Patch

'Never Forgotten' Poppy - May 2023 POTM - 4 inch Patch - LIMITED EXTENSION

1* One Ass to Risk - 1x1 Patch

13.1 Club, Been There Ran That, Half-Marathon Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

15% Stud 85% Muffin Funny Dad Bod Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

18 Speed Trucker “What Part Of Don’t You Understand” Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

1984 - Sponsored by AI Data Centers & Flock Cameras Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

2 Types of Men In This World Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

4 Pack - Mini Black and White Logo Patches

4 Pack - Mini Red White and Blue Logo Patches

67 -Six Seven- Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

About 2 Inches Take It Or Leave It Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

African American version of Beware of Old Men - In Dangerous Professions - 3" Embroidered/Sublimated Patch

Against All Enemies - Version 2.0 Patch

Ah, The Element of Surprise Funny Morale Patch, 2.5" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Alphabet Girls Morale Patch

Alphabet Letters Patch Pack - CORDURA

Appalachia Trail Morale Patch 2x3 with Hook and Loop

As Seen on Socials - 100% Certified R3T@RD - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Now Hiring Big Tittied MILFS - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Smart Enough To Know Better, Dumb Enough To Do It Anyway - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants

As Seen on Socials - Warning May Contain Autism - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Desert Tan

As Seen on Socials - "HAWK TUAH" - Spit On That Thang - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - "Hey Question, Are You Fucking Kidding Me?" - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/White

As Seen on Socials - "I Am Still Alive You Fucking Amateurs" - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Red

As Seen on Socials - "One Stop Shop" - If I Can't Eat It Ride It Fuck It Or Fight It I Don't Want It - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/white

As Seen on Socials - "Only You Can Prevent Fucktardation" - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Spice

As Seen on Socials - "Undiagnosed But I'm Pretty Sure" - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants

As Seen on Socials - "You Don't Know Me, You've Just Seen My Penis" - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Coyote

As Seen on Socials - (.Y.) - From Big To Small, I Love Them All - 2x3 Patch - Red w/Blue

As Seen on Socials - *** CAUTION *** 2 Chubby 2 Run! Will Fight Back - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red

As Seen on Socials - *WARNING* Running on Caffeine, Nicotine and Chilhood Trauma - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Orange

As Seen on Socials - 15% Stud 85% Muffin - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Red

As Seen on Socials - 50% Namaste, 50% Fuck Off - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - 51% Sonofabitch & 49% Muthafucker (SET) - 1x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black

As Seen on Socials - 80,000 Battered Women & I Still Eat Mine Raw!!! - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - A Good Kick to the Balls will Solve Your Gender Confusion - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - A Happy Wet Beaver Gets More Wood - 2x4 Patch - Marpat Woodland w/Purple

As Seen on Socials - All You Need Is 3 Muthafuckas - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Always Glad to Help, OR Fuck Shit Up - 2x3 Patch

As Seen on Socials - Ammosexual - Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Are You In Awe Of My Tism - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - Arrive. Fuck Shit Up. Leave. - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Ass Eater - Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - At Least Life Wants To Fuck Me - Red w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Autistic and Ready to Fuck - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow

As Seen on Socials - Awwwwwwwww It's Offended - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Spice

As Seen on Socials - Bad Decisions Make Good Stories - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - Be A Flirt Lift Your Shirt Yay!! Boobies - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red

As Seen on Socials - Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk

As Seen on Socials - Because FUCK YOU That's Why - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Orange

As Seen on Socials - Before You Gossip About Me ... Bigger Fish To Fry - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Big Booty Latinas - 1x3.75 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Blow Me Like You Owe Me - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Purple

As Seen on Socials - Blowing Backs Out Since 1775 - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Body Piercings By Sig Sauer - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote

As Seen on Socials - Caffeine, Sarcasm, Suppressed Trauma - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Can I Take Your Tits For a Test Drive? - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Can't Catch Me - I'm The F***in' Gingerbread Man - 2x3 Patch - Red w/Lime Green

As Seen on Socials - Can't Fix Pendejo - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Certified Fatass - Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Certified Good Girl - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red

As Seen on Socials - Cum Slow Shit Fast - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk

As Seen on Socials - Dead Don't Know They're Dead - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Yellow

As Seen on Socials - Department of Eating Ass - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - Dicks Out For Harambe Nuts Out For Peanut - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Did You Take Your Stupid Pills With Dumb Juice Today? - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - Don't Bully Me... I'll Cum - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red

As Seen on Socials - Don't Haze Me I'll Cum - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants

As Seen on Socials - Don't Make Me Finger Fuck My Trigger - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Gold

As Seen on Socials - Don't Make Me Finger Fuck My Trigger - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Don't Narcan Me I'm Having a Good Time - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Orange

As Seen on Socials - Don't Taze Me I'll Cum - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Blue

As Seen on Socials - Don't Yell At Me I'll Get Hard - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Gold

As Seen on Socials - Don't Yell At Me I'll Get Wet - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White

As Seen on Socials - Don't Yell At Me It Turns Me On - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - Dragons Horde Gold Because Your Mother Whored Everything Else - 2x4 Red w/Yellow

As Seen on Socials - Drink Your School - Stay In Drugs - Don't Do Milk - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Red

As Seen on Socials - Eating Pussy Cures Depression - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Gold

As Seen on Socials - Edge Hard or Bust Trying - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Spice

As Seen on Socials - Embracing My Inner Drunk Raccoon - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Every Time I use Words Like "Gay" or "Retarded" ... Words Are Hurtful - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Everything Hurts, And I'm Hungry - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Neon Green

As Seen on Socials - Feral Housewife - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Blue

As Seen on Socials - Forgive Me Father For I Am Evil And Retarded - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green

As Seen on Socials - Fuck Is My Favorite Word - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White

As Seen on Socials - Fuck You and Your Non Offensive Patch - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Fuck You, Lick the back of My Balls - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Fucking With People Is My Love Language - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote

As Seen on Socials - Fully Autismatic- 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Getting A Boner... - 1x5 Patch - Gray w/White

As Seen on Socials - Getting Kink Shamed Makes Me Hard - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Blk

As Seen on Socials - Grab His Dick and Twist It - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Hate Keeps Me Warm - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Hell Was Full So I Came Back - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Hella Ass - 2x3 Patch - Multicam Black w/Red

As Seen on Socials - Here Comes The Booty Goblin - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Purple