Funny, sarcastic and irreverent morale patches with hook-and-loop backing.
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Go Away Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Go F*ck Yourself Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Goon Squad Patch ( 3” x 8”) Raised Embroidered Hook and Loop
Gosh Darnit All To Heck, Polite Swearing Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Got Any Blanton's Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Gotcha Circle Game Fingers PVC Patch - If you look you get hit!
Green Flag Patch
Grill Daddy - Limited Edition
Guess Who Made Waffles, Gir, Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Hang In There It Gets Worse Funny Medical Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Hard Life Lessons Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Harvester Of Sorrow - Printed Vinyl Patch - VIP MEMBERS ONLY
Here For The Income, Not The Outcome Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Hey Laser Lips, Johnny 5 Retro Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Horror Zombee - 3" PVC Patch
Hot Dogs, Cold Beer and Bad Decisions Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I Am Not Wife Material Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I Can't Fix Stupid Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I Dig Thicc Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I Don't Know What I'm Doing Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I Don't Make Threats, That Ruins The Surprise Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I Got My Hantavirus Vaccine At Red Lobster Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I Got Narcanned At Buc-ee's Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I Hate Everyone Equally - 2x3 Patch
I Identify As The Problem Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I Just Look Illegal Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I Love Goth Girls Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I Love Hot Moms MILFS Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I May Be Wrong But I Doubt It Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I Rented This Hooker Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I Say Mean, Hurtful, Accurate Things Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I Shaved My Flaps For This Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I Void Warranties Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I Will Not Be The Bigger Person Today Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I'm A Good Person, Not A Nice One Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I'm Bisexual - I've Had Sex Twice Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I'm Here to Fuck Shit Up - 2x3 Patch
I'm Here to Kick Ass and Chew Gum - Version 2.0 Patch
I'm Just A Figment Of Your Imagination Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I'm Just A Lovable Psychopath Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
I'm Not Gay But $20 is $20 - 2x3 Patch
I'm Not Gay But $20 is $20 - 3.25" Laser Cut Patch
I'm Not Much to Look At But I Fuck Like The Government - 2x3 Patch
I'm Not Much to Look At But I Fuck Like The Government - V.2.0 - 2x3 Patch
I'm Your Huckleberry - 2x3 Patch
If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing It The Way I Told You To - 2x3.5 Patch
If Not Us Then Who Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
If You Can Read This You Are Too Close Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
If You're Recovering My Body - 2x3 Patch
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"He loves a good deal of rum...": Military Desertions during the American Revolution, 1775-1783. Volume Three - Paperback
"Hello sir, do you have a moment?" Tactical Morale Patch
"Help Indians Help Themselves": The Later Writings of Gertrude Simmons-Bonnin (Zitkala-Sa) - Hardcover
"Help Indians Help Themselves": The Later Writings of Gertrude Simmons-Bonnin (Zitkala-Sa) - Paperback