Funny, sarcastic and irreverent morale patches with hook-and-loop backing.
As Seen on Socials - Here For The Income, Not The Outcome. - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - I Am Only Here For The Titties and the HAWK TUAH! - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Woodland w/Neon Green
As Seen on Socials - I Am Straighter Than The Pole Your Mom Dances On - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
As Seen on Socials - I Bet You Know The Brand Of Window By Taste - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - I Can Do What I Want - I have a Note from my Mom and a 9mm - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - I Cause Safety Briefs - 2x6 Patch - Black w/Royal Blue
As Seen on Socials - I Don't Know Why Everyone Is So FUKN Stupid - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
As Seen on Socials - I Exist Out of Spite - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - I Feel Violated - Do It Again - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Black
As Seen on Socials - I Get Paid To Do My Job Not Yours - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - I Identify As a Fucking Problem - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White
As Seen on Socials - I Identify As An Asshole - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - I Licked It - Its Mine - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - I Love My Hot Wife - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - I May Be A Handful But My PP Sure Isn't - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - I May Be A Handful But My Weiner Sure Isn't - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black
As Seen on Socials - I May Be a Handful, But My Tits Sure Ain't - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - I May Be Old But I'll Fuck You Up - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - I May Be Old.. I'll Still Beat Your Ass - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - I Need a Fucking Kit Kat - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
As Seen on Socials - I Picked a Bad Week To Quit Sniffing Glue - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
As Seen on Socials - I Put The Petty In Petty Misdemeanor - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Blue
As Seen on Socials - I Run On Caffeine And Rage - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Gold
As Seen on Socials - I Say Mean Hurtful Accurate Things - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/White
As Seen on Socials - I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good - 2x4 Patch - Gray w/Black
As Seen on Socials - I Suck at Apologies so Unfuck You or Whatever - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - I Think I Will Cause Problems On Purpose - 2x3 Patch - Multicam Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - I Wake Up Early So I Have More Time To Be An ASSHOLE - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - I Will Shit In Your Litter Box - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Red
As Seen on Socials - I Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Olive Drab
As Seen on Socials - I Would Go Fuck Myself But I Have Standards - Red w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - I ♥ Garbage - 2x3 Patch - Fuzzy Green with Black
As Seen on Socials - I'd Rather Be Judged By 12 Than Carried By 6 - 2x4 Patch - Black w/OD
As Seen on Socials - I'd Rather Be Snorting Cocaine Off A Hooker's Ass - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
As Seen on Socials - I'll Be Nicer When You're Smarter - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
As Seen on Socials - I'll Bite Your Cock Off And Call It Self-Defense - 1x5 Patch - Multicam Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - I'm make'n em at night - 2x3 Patch - Sublimated
As Seen on Socials - I'm Nicer Than My Face Looks - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - I'm No Gynecologist But I'll Take A Look - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - I'm Not Always a Dick. Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
As Seen on Socials - I'm Not Easy or Cheap But I Can Be Tricked - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Pink
As Seen on Socials - I'm Not Rude - I Just Have Balls - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - I'm Not The Bigger Person, I'll Heal In Hell - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
As Seen on Socials - I'm Still Alive You Fucking Amateurs - 2x3 Patch
As Seen on Socials - I'm Very Vulnerable RN If Any Bad Bitches Wanna Take Advantage of Me - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - I've Fucked Up Bigger Shows Than Yours - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - If Found Dead Delete My Browser History - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - If I Am Messing With You I Don't Hate You - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - If I Knew What I Was Doing I'd Be Done By Now - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - If I'm Running Things Have Gone Poorly! - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - If Morale Last More Than 4 Hours - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - If You Can't Be Safe, BE DEADLY - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black
As Seen on Socials - If You Can't Be Safe, Be Deadly - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Mustache You Really Have Two Moms - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Introverted But Willing To Talk About Titties - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - It's Felony Sized - Long Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - It's Little But It's Cute - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - It's Not Waterboarding If It's Soup - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Spice
As Seen on Socials - Jokes On You! - I Liked To Be Choked - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Jugs Are For Weiner Hugs! - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Spice
As Seen on Socials - Just A Touch of Tism - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - Just The Right Amount of Gay - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Magenta
As Seen on Socials - Keep A Soft Heart and A Sharp Blade - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Kink Shame Me See If I Care - No Really Do It Please - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Lemme Get a Four Loco, A Boner Pill, And Six Bucks on Pump 3 - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Less Nagging More Gagging - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today - 2x4 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - Lick What You Love - Red w/White
As Seen on Socials - Life Is Short Eat More [(l)] - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Light Pink
As Seen on Socials - Like My Momma Use to Say What The Fuck is Wrong With You? - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath - 2x5 Patch - Gray w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Looking For Throat Goat MILFS - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Lord, Please Bless These Hands I'm About To Throw - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - Love My Country Hate My Government - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Love's Soccer Moms with Big Titties! - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - Maximum Effort - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - Me Seeing My Wife - Coochie - 2x3 Patch - Sublimated
As Seen on Socials - Meat Missile - Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Might Have $20 - Might Be Gay - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
As Seen on Socials - MILF Hunter - Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Most of My Decisions - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - Most Of My Decisions Are Based on If Its a Felony or Misdemeanor - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
As Seen on Socials - Mostly Peaceful - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black
As Seen on Socials - My Best Friend is a Homo... Why Leave it Out - 2x3 - Black w/Magenta
As Seen on Socials - My Dick Is Way Bigger Than Yours. - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - My Hobbies Include Anxiety and Overthinking - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - My Holiday Plans? A Nice Meal Followed By Crying on A Hookers Belly - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Spice
As Seen on Socials - My Neck - My Back - My Anxiety Attack - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Green
As Seen on Socials - My Pronouns Are Let Me She/Them Tiddies - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black
As Seen on Socials - My Pronouns Are Try/Me - 2x4 Patch - Desert Marpat w/Spice
As Seen on Socials - My Supervisors Don't Like My Patches - 2x3 Patch
As Seen on Socials - My Type - Goth Muscle Mommies - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Never Forgive, Never Forget, Fuck Them All - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Never Killed a Mountain Lion But I've Choked a Cougar - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Spice
As Seen on Socials - Never Lick The Stripper Pole - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Gold
As Seen on Socials - Never Mock A Brother To Entertain The Table - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Purple
As Seen on Socials - No Caffeine - No Geneva Conventions - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - No Condom In My Wallet Because The Only Thing I'm Fucking Is Stupid - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Nobody Dies A Virgin, Life FUCKS Us All - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Nosey Little Fucker Ar'nt You - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Black
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