Funny & Novelty Patches

Don't Be a Cuntasaurus - 3" PVC Patch

Don't Be a Twatapotamus - 3 inch OCP Patch

Don't Fuck It Up Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Don't Happy, Be Worry Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Don't Kink Shame Me Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Don't Poop On Me - 2x3 Patch

Don't Spy On Me, Anti-Flock Cameras Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Don't Taze Me... I'll Cum - 2.75 Inch - PVC Patch

Don't Touch My Stuff Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Don't Trust An Actor Morale Patch

Donkey Dick Fueler - That funny name for the Nozzle for a Military Fuel Can - PVC Patch

Donut - PVC Patch

Don’t Worry I Did This On A Mannequin Once Funny Morale Patch, 2.25x4" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Duck Tank - 3 inch Patch

Duck You goofy animated middle finger 3.5 inch fully embroidered patch with hook backing

Dumpster Fire Response Team Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Embrace Honesty with Our 'No Nut November' Patch - 3 Inch Embroidered Badge of Courage

Embrace the Existential Dread Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Emotional Damage - 2x3 Patch

Emotional Support Group 2.0 - 3 Inch Round Embroidered Patch with Hook Fastener - Made in America

EMS Patch (3” x 10”) Hook and Loop

EMS So Others May Live - 2x3 Patch

EMT Medic Patch

ENG Can I Get A Hoyaa? Double pack Morale Patches

Essential Ralph Wiggum - 2x3.5 Patch

Explicit Content Warning Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

F.I.S.H. Fuck It, Shit Happens Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Feral & Wild Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Feral Cougar Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Feral Wife Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

FIRE-EMS Patch (3” x 10”) Hook and Loop

For Whom The Bell Tolls - Laser Cut Printed Patch - #4 in the Metal up your Ass Collection

FPV EDD Morale Patch

Frankenweenie - 3.5" PVC Patch

Freak In The Sheets Funny CPA Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Freak In The Sheets Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

French Toast Funny Morale Patch 2.8"x3" Hook & Loop | Made in USA

Fuck It - 2x2 Patch

Fuck It My Final Thought Before Making Most Decisions - 2x3 Patch

Fuck It, We'll Do It Live Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Fuck Off Fully Embroidered Cut to shape Patch - 3" Patch

Fuck Your Feelings - 2x3 Patch

Fukitol, My Drug of Choice - 2x3 Patch

Full Victory Shield PVC Patch

Fuzzy Nod Squatch Embroidered Patch - 4 inch - Made in the USA

Game Over Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Get In Loser, We're Getting Tacos Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Give 'Em The Razzle Dazzle Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Glowsticks Morale Patch - Green - Glow in the Dark - 100% Made in the USA

Go Away Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Go F*ck Yourself Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Goon Squad Patch ( 3” x 8”) Raised Embroidered Hook and Loop

Gosh Darnit All To Heck, Polite Swearing Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Got Any Blanton's Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Gotcha Circle Game Fingers PVC Patch - If you look you get hit!

Green Flag Patch

Grill Daddy - Limited Edition

Guess Who Made Waffles, Gir, Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Hang In There It Gets Worse Funny Medical Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Hard Life Lessons Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Harvester Of Sorrow - Printed Vinyl Patch - VIP MEMBERS ONLY

Here For The Income, Not The Outcome Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Hey Laser Lips, Johnny 5 Retro Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

Horror Zombee - 3" PVC Patch

Hot Dogs, Cold Beer and Bad Decisions Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

I Am Not Wife Material Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

I Can't Fix Stupid Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

I Dig Thicc Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

I Don't Know What I'm Doing Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

I Don't Make Threats, That Ruins The Surprise Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

I Got My Hantavirus Vaccine At Red Lobster Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

I Got Narcanned At Buc-ee's Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

I Hate Everyone Equally - 2x3 Patch

I Identify As The Problem Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

I Just Look Illegal Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

I Love Goth Girls Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

I Love Hot Moms MILFS Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

I May Be Wrong But I Doubt It Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

I Rented This Hooker Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

I Say Mean, Hurtful, Accurate Things Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

I Shaved My Flaps For This Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

I Void Warranties Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

I Will Not Be The Bigger Person Today Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

I'm A Good Person, Not A Nice One Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

I'm Bisexual - I've Had Sex Twice Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

I'm Here to Fuck Shit Up - 2x3 Patch

I'm Here to Kick Ass and Chew Gum - Version 2.0 Patch

I'm Just A Figment Of Your Imagination Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

I'm Just A Lovable Psychopath Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

I'm Not Gay But $20 is $20 - 2x3 Patch

I'm Not Gay But $20 is $20 - 3.25" Laser Cut Patch

I'm Not Much to Look At But I Fuck Like The Government - 2x3 Patch

I'm Not Much to Look At But I Fuck Like The Government - V.2.0 - 2x3 Patch

I'm Your Huckleberry - 2x3 Patch

If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing It The Way I Told You To - 2x3.5 Patch

If Not Us Then Who Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

If You Can Read This You Are Too Close Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

If You're Recovering My Body - 2x3 Patch