Funny & Novelty Patches

As Seen on Socials - You Suck Dick With Your Ass - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - You Want It In The Crack And Up The Back Or In Your Snatch And Down The Hatch? - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote

As Seen on Socials - You're As Pleasant As An Itchy Butthole - Black w/Orange

As Seen on Socials - You're Dry Humping My Last Nerve. - Black w/Neon Green

As Seen on Socials - You're Hotter Than A Crack House Spoon On PayDay - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - You're The Reason Nobody Likes You - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Yellow

As Seen on Socials - You've Been Gaslighting Me All Night - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Yukon Cornelius Fucks Hard - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/OD

As Seen on Socials - ❤'s Goth Girls - Long Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials -Don't Yell at Me - I'll Get Hard - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White

As Seen on Socials -F.I.S.H. - Fuck It Shit Happens - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials -I'm Ugly and Have No Money But My PP Won't Hurt When It Goes In - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials -Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum - 2x3 Patch

As Seen on Socials -Spit Preworkout In My Mouth - 1x5 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow

As Seen on Socials -Stay Freaky - Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials -US Gravy Seals - Meal Team Six - Operation Bulking - Semper Pies - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

ASOS - A Nation That Refuses To Remove Its Traitors Is a Nation Run By Traitors - 2x3 - Black w/White

ASOS - Bored and Horny - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

ASOS - Can Heart Palpitations from Bad Coke Be Considered Cardio? - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/BLK

ASOS - Cop A Feel OR Feel A Cop - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver

ASOS - Don't Bite The Hand That Fingers You - 2x3 - Black w/Orange

ASOS - Have You Considered Fucking It Up Less? - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red

ASOS - I Asked Myself If I Was Crazy, We Both Said No - 2x3 -Multicam Black w/White

ASOS - I'm Sorry, I Have Brain Damage - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/White

ASOS - I've Fucked More Old Ladies Than Medicare Reform - 2x4 Patch - Gray w/Black

ASOS - I've Fucked More Waffle House Waitresses Than Minimum Wage Laws - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Black

ASOS - It's Not A War Crime The First Time - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black

ASOS - King Retard - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black

ASOS - Like A Good Neighbor Stay The FUCK Over There - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black

ASOS - Like My Daddy Use To Say What The Fuck Is Wrong With You? - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White

ASOS - My Idea of Surf & Turf... Hooker's Twat - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black

ASOS - My Mistake Was Thinking We Are All Adults - 2x3 - Black w/White

ASOS - Mystery Patch Lots - The Bakers Dozen

ASOS - Mystery Patch Lots - The Half Dozen

ASOS - NI HAO FINE SHYT - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

ASOS - Not Autistic... Just an Asshole - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Spice

ASOS - On Today's Episode Of What The Fuck... - 2x3 - Black w/OD

ASOS - Pls Don't No Knock Raid Me.. I'll Cum :( - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/OD

ASOS - Possibly Special Needs - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Red

ASOS - Premeditated - 2x3 -Black w/Yellow

ASOS - Shenanigans Will Continue Until Management Improves - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red

ASOS - Spit On It and Stick It In - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White

ASOS - The Only Insider Threat Here Is Leadership - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Tan

ASOS - There Isn't An "I" In Neither "Team" Nor "Fuck You" - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White

ASOS - Titty Licker- Tab - OCP w/Spice

ASOS - Why Are You, A Man Thinking About Boobs? You Should Be Thinking About War - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/White

ASOS - You Must Be Smoking Deep Fried Dick - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver

ASOS -Emotional Support Hellspawn Do Not Pet - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Purple

At Least My Trauma Makes Me Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing