Funny & Novelty Patches
Funny, sarcastic and irreverent morale patches with hook-and-loop backing.
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State Guard Uniform Builder
Build Your Uniform
One complete head-to-toe button set. Checklist-required components stay visible even when no matching product is currently stocked.
State Guard authorization: Use only garments, colors, insignia, devices, and configurations authorized by your State Guard, State Defense Force, or Naval Militia.
PT Uniform — Full Head-to-Toe Shopping Checklist
Use this checklist to complete the authorized State Guard physical training uniform. Organization policy controls colors, logos, reflective items, seasonal layers, and footwear.
- ☐ PT short-sleeve shirt
- ☐ PT long-sleeve shirt
- ☐ PT hoodie or sweatshirt
- ☐ PT jacket or windbreaker
- ☐ PT shorts
- ☐ PT pants or joggers
- ☐ Reflective PT belt or safety item, when required
- ☐ Athletic socks
- ☐ Running / training shoes
- ☐ Cold-weather PT cap
- ☐ Cold-weather PT gloves
- ☐ Thermal / compression base layer
- ☐ Military dog tags / identification when required
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Stay Positive Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Stay Positive Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
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Stay Trashy Raccoon Trash Panda Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Stay Trashy Raccoon Trash Panda Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
$8.45 -
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Summit Sentry: Fuzzy Yeti Patch – Conquer the Peaks with Mountain Warfare Style!
Summit Sentry: Fuzzy Yeti Patch – Conquer the Peaks with Mountain Warfare Style!
$9.99 -
Support Your Local Paratroopers Embroidered Patch
Support Your Local Paratroopers Embroidered Patch
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Swearing Might Help Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Swearing Might Help Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
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SaleT-REX-inator - 'Murica Dino - 2x3 Sublimation Patch
T-REX-inator - 'Murica Dino - 2x3 Sublimation Patch
Sale price $8.09 Regular price $8.99 -
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Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter, B2 Bomber Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter, B2 Bomber Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
$7.95 -
That's a Terrible Idea When Do We Start - 2x3 Patch
That's a Terrible Idea When Do We Start - 2x3 Patch
$7.34 -
That's A Terrible Idea. When Do We Start? Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
That's A Terrible Idea. When Do We Start? Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
$8.95 -
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The Dude Abides: The Big Lebowski 2x3 Patch - Wear the Wisdom
The Dude Abides: The Big Lebowski 2x3 Patch - Wear the Wisdom
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Sold outThe Goonies Never Say Die! - 2x3 PVC Patch HEY YOU GUYS!
The Goonies Never Say Die! - 2x3 PVC Patch HEY YOU GUYS!
Sale price $7.34 Regular price $9.99 -
The Government Our Founders Warned Us About Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
The Government Our Founders Warned Us About Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
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The Math Ain't Mathing Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
The Math Ain't Mathing Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
$8.95 -
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The Wiener King Funny Morale Patch, 3x4" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
The Wiener King Funny Morale Patch, 3x4" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
$9.95 -
Therapy Unicorn Funny Morale Patch, 3" Round | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Therapy Unicorn Funny Morale Patch, 3" Round | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
$8.95 -
Thou Shall Not Try Me, Mood 24:7 Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Thou Shall Not Try Me, Mood 24:7 Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
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Throw Lemons At People You Hate Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Throw Lemons At People You Hate Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
$8.95 -
Tickle Fight Champion Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Tickle Fight Champion Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
$8.95 -
Time To Do Some Sketchy Shit - Hope I Get Away With It! - 3.25" PVC Patch
Time To Do Some Sketchy Shit - Hope I Get Away With It! - 3.25" PVC Patch
$9.99 -
Tiny But Tough Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Tiny But Tough Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
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Torta Pounder Rocker Tab Funny Morale Patch, 1x2.6" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Torta Pounder Rocker Tab Funny Morale Patch, 1x2.6" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
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Turns Out I'm Not Bulletproof - Zombie - In Dangerous Professions - 3" Embroidered/Sublimated Patch
Turns Out I'm Not Bulletproof - Zombie - In Dangerous Professions - 3" Embroidered/Sublimated Patch
$8.49 -
Ugandan Knuckles Follow Me Brudahs I Know De Wae - 3 inch Round Patch
Ugandan Knuckles Follow Me Brudahs I Know De Wae - 3 inch Round Patch
$8.39 -
Ugly and Poor Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Ugly and Poor Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
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Um, The Element of Confusion Funny Morale Patch, 2.5" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Um, The Element of Confusion Funny Morale Patch, 2.5" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
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Undefeated Gay Chicken Champion - 5 inch PVC Patch
Undefeated Gay Chicken Champion - 5 inch PVC Patch
$8.99 -
Underestimate Me, That'll Be Fun Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Underestimate Me, That'll Be Fun Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
$8.95 -
Uneducated & Unmedicated Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Uneducated & Unmedicated Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
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UNO Reverse Card Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
UNO Reverse Card Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
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Vampirya - Vampire Lips - 3.5" Embroidered Patch
Vampirya - Vampire Lips - 3.5" Embroidered Patch
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Vehicle Extrication Technician - Jaws of Life Patch - Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Vehicle Extrication Technician - Jaws of Life Patch - Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
$7.95 -
Violators Will Be Prostituted Funny Morale Patch, 2x3.5" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Violators Will Be Prostituted Funny Morale Patch, 2x3.5" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
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Waffle House Fight Club Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Waffle House Fight Club Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
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Walking HR Violation Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Walking HR Violation Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
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WARNING: Does Not Play Well With Others - 2x3 Patch
WARNING: Does Not Play Well With Others - 2x3 Patch
$7.34 -
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot WTF Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot WTF Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
$8.95 -
Who Shit My Pants? Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Who Shit My Pants? Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
$8.95 -
Working Hardly Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Working Hardly Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
$8.95 -
Worst Case Scenario Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Worst Case Scenario Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
$8.95 -
Sold outYee'd Your Last Haw - Laser Cut Patch 3x2in
Yee'd Your Last Haw - Laser Cut Patch 3x2in
$12.00 -
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SaleYou Are Gay - Laser Cut Patch
You Are Gay - Laser Cut Patch
Sale price $12.00 Regular price $15.00 -
You Can't Back Out Of A Buttfucking Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
You Can't Back Out Of A Buttfucking Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
$8.95 -
You Do You Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
You Do You Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
$8.95 -
You Had Me At Donuts - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
You Had Me At Donuts - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
$7.34 -
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You Were Warned, Repeatedly Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
You Were Warned, Repeatedly Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
$8.95 -
You're A Daisy If You Do, Doc Holiday Quote - 2x3 Patch
You're A Daisy If You Do, Doc Holiday Quote - 2x3 Patch
$8.39 -
You're Not My Real Dad Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
You're Not My Real Dad Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
$8.95 -
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Zombie Outbreak Response Team Funny Morale Patch, 3" Round | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Zombie Outbreak Response Team Funny Morale Patch, 3" Round | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
$8.95
