Funny & Novelty Patches

Funny, sarcastic and irreverent morale patches with hook-and-loop backing.

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  • Don't Bark If You Can't Bite - 3.5" PVC/Sublimated Patch

    Don't Bark If You Can't Bite - 3.5" PVC/Sublimated Patch

    $9.99
  • Don't Be a Cuntasaurus - 3" PVC Patch

    Don't Be a Cuntasaurus - 3" PVC Patch

    $9.99
  • Don't Be a Twatapotamus - 3 inch OCP Patch

    Don't Be a Twatapotamus - 3 inch OCP Patch

    $8.39
  • Don't Fuck It Up Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Don't Fuck It Up Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    $8.95
  • Don't Happy, Be Worry Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Don't Happy, Be Worry Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    $8.95
  • Don't Kink Shame Me Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Don't Kink Shame Me Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    $8.95
  • Don't Poop On Me - 2x3 Patch

    Don't Poop On Me - 2x3 Patch

    $8.39
  • Don't Spy On Me, Anti-Flock Cameras Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Don't Spy On Me, Anti-Flock Cameras Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    $8.45
  • Don't Taze Me... I'll Cum - 2.75 Inch - PVC Patch

    Don't Taze Me... I'll Cum - 2.75 Inch - PVC Patch

    $8.99
  • Don't Touch My Stuff Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Don't Touch My Stuff Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    $8.95
  • Don't Trust An Actor Morale Patch

    Don't Trust An Actor Morale Patch

    Sale price  $4.50 Regular price $10.00
  • Donkey Dick Fueler - That funny name for the Nozzle for a Military Fuel Can - PVC Patch

    Donkey Dick Fueler - That funny name for the Nozzle for a Military Fuel Can - PVC Patch

    $9.99
  • Donut - PVC Patch

    Donut - PVC Patch

    $9.44
  • Don’t Worry I Did This On A Mannequin Once Funny Morale Patch, 2.25x4" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Don’t Worry I Did This On A Mannequin Once Funny Morale Patch, 2.25x4" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    $8.45
  • Duck Tank - 3 inch Patch

    Duck Tank - 3 inch Patch

    $9.44
  • Duck You goofy animated middle finger 3.5 inch fully embroidered patch with hook backing

    Duck You goofy animated middle finger 3.5 inch fully embroidered patch with hook backing

    Sale price  $7.34 Regular price $8.99
  • Dumpster Fire Response Team Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Dumpster Fire Response Team Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    $8.45
  • Embrace Honesty with Our 'No Nut November' Patch - 3 Inch Embroidered Badge of Courage

    Embrace Honesty with Our 'No Nut November' Patch - 3 Inch Embroidered Badge of Courage

    $8.39
  • Embrace the Existential Dread Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Embrace the Existential Dread Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    $8.95
  • Emotional Damage - 2x3 Patch

    Emotional Damage - 2x3 Patch

    $7.34
  • Emotional Support Group 2.0 - 3 Inch Round Embroidered Patch with Hook Fastener - Made in America

    Emotional Support Group 2.0 - 3 Inch Round Embroidered Patch with Hook Fastener - Made in America

    $8.39
  • EMS Patch (3” x 10”) Hook and Loop

    EMS Patch (3” x 10”) Hook and Loop

    Sale price  $18.99 Regular price $27.99
  • EMS So Others May Live - 2x3 Patch

    EMS So Others May Live - 2x3 Patch

    $8.39
  • EMT Medic Patch

    EMT Medic Patch

    $5.00
  • ENG Can I Get A Hoyaa? Double pack Morale Patches

    ENG Can I Get A Hoyaa? Double pack Morale Patches

    $16.00
  • Essential Ralph Wiggum - 2x3.5 Patch

    Essential Ralph Wiggum - 2x3.5 Patch

    $8.39
  • Explicit Content Warning Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Explicit Content Warning Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    $8.95
  • F.I.S.H. Fuck It, Shit Happens Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    F.I.S.H. Fuck It, Shit Happens Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    $8.95
  • Feral & Wild Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Feral & Wild Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    $8.95
  • Feral Cougar Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Feral Cougar Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    $8.95
  • Feral Wife Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Feral Wife Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    $8.95
  • FIRE-EMS Patch (3” x 10”) Hook and Loop

    FIRE-EMS Patch (3” x 10”) Hook and Loop

    Sale price  $15.99 Regular price $19.99
  • For Whom The Bell Tolls - Laser Cut Printed Patch - #4 in the Metal up your Ass Collection

    For Whom The Bell Tolls - Laser Cut Printed Patch - #4 in the Metal up your Ass Collection

    $19.99
  • FPV EDD Morale Patch

    FPV EDD Morale Patch

    $15.00
  • Frankenweenie - 3.5" PVC Patch

    Frankenweenie - 3.5" PVC Patch

    $9.99
  • Freak In The Sheets Funny CPA Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Freak In The Sheets Funny CPA Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    $9.45
  • Freak In The Sheets Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Freak In The Sheets Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    $7.95
  • French Toast Funny Morale Patch 2.8"x3" Hook & Loop | Made in USA

    French Toast Funny Morale Patch 2.8"x3" Hook & Loop | Made in USA

    $9.45
  • Fuck It - 2x2 Patch

    Fuck It - 2x2 Patch

    $5.24
  • Fuck It My Final Thought Before Making Most Decisions - 2x3 Patch

    Fuck It My Final Thought Before Making Most Decisions - 2x3 Patch

    $8.39
  • Fuck It, We'll Do It Live Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Fuck It, We'll Do It Live Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    $7.95
  • Fuck Off Fully Embroidered Cut to shape Patch - 3" Patch

    Fuck Off Fully Embroidered Cut to shape Patch - 3" Patch

    Sale price  $5.51 Regular price $7.34
  • Fuck Your Feelings - 2x3 Patch

    Fuck Your Feelings - 2x3 Patch

    $7.34
  • Fukitol, My Drug of Choice - 2x3 Patch

    Fukitol, My Drug of Choice - 2x3 Patch

    $8.39
  • Full Victory Shield PVC Patch

    Full Victory Shield PVC Patch

    Sale price  $6.00 Regular price $12.00
  • Fuzzy Nod Squatch Embroidered Patch - 4 inch - Made in the USA

    Fuzzy Nod Squatch Embroidered Patch - 4 inch - Made in the USA

    $9.44
  • Game Over Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Game Over Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    $8.95
  • Get In Loser, We're Getting Tacos Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Get In Loser, We're Getting Tacos Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    $8.45
  • Give 'Em The Razzle Dazzle Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    Give 'Em The Razzle Dazzle Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

    $8.95
  • Glowsticks Morale Patch - Green - Glow in the Dark - 100% Made in the USA

    Glowsticks Morale Patch - Green - Glow in the Dark - 100% Made in the USA

    Sale price  $17.76 Regular price $30.00
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