Products

As Seen on Socials - Lord, Please Bless These Hands I'm About To Throw - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Orange

As Seen on Socials - Love My Country Hate My Government - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - Love's Soccer Moms with Big Titties! - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Yellow

As Seen on Socials - Maximum Effort - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk

As Seen on Socials - Me Seeing My Wife - Coochie - 2x3 Patch - Sublimated

As Seen on Socials - Meat Missile - Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Might Have $20 - Might Be Gay - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote

As Seen on Socials - MILF Hunter - Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Most of My Decisions - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Orange

As Seen on Socials - Most Of My Decisions Are Based on If Its a Felony or Misdemeanor - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Neon Green

As Seen on Socials - Mostly Peaceful - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black

As Seen on Socials - My Best Friend is a Homo... Why Leave it Out - 2x3 - Black w/Magenta

As Seen on Socials - My Dick Is Way Bigger Than Yours. - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - My Hobbies Include Anxiety and Overthinking - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - My Holiday Plans? A Nice Meal Followed By Crying on A Hookers Belly - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Spice

As Seen on Socials - My Neck - My Back - My Anxiety Attack - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Green

As Seen on Socials - My Pronouns Are Let Me She/Them Tiddies - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black

As Seen on Socials - My Pronouns Are Try/Me - 2x4 Patch - Desert Marpat w/Spice

As Seen on Socials - My Supervisors Don't Like My Patches - 2x3 Patch

As Seen on Socials - My Type - Goth Muscle Mommies - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Never Forgive, Never Forget, Fuck Them All - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red

As Seen on Socials - Never Killed a Mountain Lion But I've Choked a Cougar - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Spice

As Seen on Socials - Never Lick The Stripper Pole - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Gold

As Seen on Socials - Never Mock A Brother To Entertain The Table - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Purple

As Seen on Socials - No Caffeine - No Geneva Conventions - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - No Condom In My Wallet Because The Only Thing I'm Fucking Is Stupid - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - Nobody Dies A Virgin, Life FUCKS Us All - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Nosey Little Fucker Ar'nt You - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Not A Cop - 2x3 Patch

As Seen on Socials - Not An IFAK, Filled with War Snacks - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White

As Seen on Socials - Not Autistic... Just An Asshole - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green

As Seen on Socials - Not My Fault ... I'm Retarded - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Not On Drugs I'm Just Weird - 2x3 Patch - Multicam Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Only My Couch Pulls Out - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Reflective

As Seen on Socials - only trust people who like big butts.... they CANNOT lie. - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Orgasm Donor - Red w/Black - 2x3

As Seen on Socials - Overtime Whore - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Overworked and Underfucked - 2x3 Patch

As Seen on Socials - Patriotism Isn't My Only 'Tism - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green

As Seen on Socials - Pedophiles Aren't People - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Pendejo - Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Pierced Titties Only - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Light Pink

As Seen on Socials - Possibly Wanted For War Crimes - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Professional Penetration Papi - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Putting The 'Tism In PatriAUTISM Since 1775! Rah! -3x5 Patch - Black w/Reflective

As Seen on Socials - Quit Talking and Taze That Bitch - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Raised on Hose Water and Neglect FAFO - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants

As Seen on Socials - Raw, Next Question - Long Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Real G's Move In Silence Like Lasagna - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Orange