Funny & Morale

As Seen on Socials - Not A Cop - 2x3 Patch

As Seen on Socials - Not An IFAK, Filled with War Snacks - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White

As Seen on Socials - Not Autistic... Just An Asshole - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green

As Seen on Socials - Not My Fault ... I'm Retarded - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Not On Drugs I'm Just Weird - 2x3 Patch - Multicam Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Only My Couch Pulls Out - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Reflective

As Seen on Socials - only trust people who like big butts.... they CANNOT lie. - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Orgasm Donor - Red w/Black - 2x3

As Seen on Socials - Overtime Whore - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Overworked and Underfucked - 2x3 Patch

As Seen on Socials - Patriotism Isn't My Only 'Tism - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green

As Seen on Socials - Pedophiles Aren't People - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Pendejo - Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Pierced Titties Only - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Light Pink

As Seen on Socials - Possibly Wanted For War Crimes - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Professional Penetration Papi - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Putting The 'Tism In PatriAUTISM Since 1775! Rah! -3x5 Patch - Black w/Reflective

As Seen on Socials - Quit Talking and Taze That Bitch - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Raw, Next Question - Long Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Real G's Move In Silence Like Lasagna - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Orange

As Seen on Socials - Recreational Gynecologists - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green

As Seen on Socials - Regulate This Dick - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Remain Calm! We Can't Both Freak Out - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Retard - Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Rock, Paper, Scissors - Throat Punch - I Win! - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Multi

As Seen on Socials - Roses Are Red - Tortas Are Yummy - Don't Worry Hunny - I'll Cum On Your Tummy - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue - Vehicle 1 Struck Vehicle 2 - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Royal Blue

As Seen on Socials - Rule No. 1 - Don't Get Caught - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - Running on Caffeine and Hate - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Service Human Do Not Pet - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants

As Seen on Socials - SHE JACK-O MY LANTERN TIL I HOLLER WEEN - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - She Touched My Pepe Steve and I Liked It - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/White

As Seen on Socials - Shit Needed To Be Blown Up So I Was Born - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red

As Seen on Socials - Shit Show Crew Member - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Shit Show Supervisor - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Shitbag - Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Sir In My Defense There Was No One There To Tell Me Not To Do Something Stupid - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Sloped Roof Qualified - Long Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Some People Just Need A High-Five.. In Th Face, With A Chair. - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Sometimes Maybe Good, Sometimes Maybe Shit - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Sorry About Your Mothers Passing - She Wasn't As Flexible Last Night - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Orange

As Seen on Socials - Special Fuckface - Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Spit In My Mouth Please! - 2x3 Patch

As Seen on Socials - Spitters Are Quitters - 2x3 - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - Spread It - Wet It - Pound It - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk

As Seen on Socials - Stacking Bodies and Banging Mommys - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Steak & Titties - 1x3 Patch - Coyote Brown w/CB

As Seen on Socials - Still Alive Out Of Spite - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Desert Tan

As Seen on Socials - Stop Screaming Or I'll Cum - Your Medic - 2x3 Patch - Black w/silver

As Seen on Socials - Stop Screaming... I'm Scared Too - 2x4 Patch - Red w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Stupid People Keep Me Employed - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants

As Seen on Socials - Such A Stupid Fucking Good Boy - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red

As Seen on Socials - Such A Stupid Fucking Good Girl & Boy Set - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red

As Seen on Socials - Such A Stupid Fucking Good Girl- 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red

As Seen on Socials - Tally Ho Retards - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Tard Wrangler - Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Tax This Dick - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - Team Tism - Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - The Risk I Took Was Calculated, But Man, I'm Bad At Math - 2x3 - Multiple Variants

As Seen on Socials - The Shaft - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - The Shenanigans Will Continue Until Management Improves - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Orange

As Seen on Socials - They Call Me Step Sergeant - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black

As Seen on Socials - This Is The Government The Founders Warned Us About - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Coyote

As Seen on Socials - This Meeting Could've Been a Fist Fight - 2x4 Patch - Blkw/white

As Seen on Socials - This Meeting Could've Been an Email or a Fight - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants

As Seen on Socials - Time To Do Some Sketchy Shit ... Doo Daa Doo Daa - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants

As Seen on Socials - Tits & Whiskey - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - Titty Inspector - Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Too Fat to Run - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Torta Pounder - Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Tortanator - Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Treat Her Right - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Pink

As Seen on Socials - Trying to Be Less of An Asshole... Baby Steps, Fuck You. - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White

As Seen on Socials - TWUNT, Becasue Sometimes TWAT and CUNT Just Aren't Enough - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Multi

As Seen on Socials - UNC - Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Undiagnosed But Something Ain't Right - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Violent Handjob - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Orange

As Seen on Socials - We Live In A Time When Intelligent People Are Silenced So Stupid People Aren't Offended - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Weaponized Autism - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Weird Being the Same Age as Old People - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red

As Seen on Socials - Well, It's Not Going To Just Suck Itself ... Lord Knows I've Tried - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White

As Seen on Socials - Welp... I'm Retarted - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - What Are You Doing, Step-SGT? - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Black

As Seen on Socials - When I'm The Voice of Reason, Things Have Taken A Turn - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green

As Seen on Socials - When The Fuck Did We Get Ice Cream - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red

As Seen on Socials - Who Ate All The Pussy - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/White

As Seen on Socials - Who's Awesome? Not You! You're a Cunt. - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - Whoever is in Charge of Making Sure I Don't Do Stupid Shit, Is Fucking Fired! - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - Will Fuck For Tacos - Black w/Red

As Seen on Socials - Working Hard - Hardly Working - Work While Hard - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White

As Seen on Socials - Working With You Is Like Working By Myself But Harder - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black

As Seen on Socials - You Came Into My Heart When I Came Into Your Mouth - 2x4 Patch - Red w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - You Can Lift All You Want But If You're A Bitch You're Still Gonna Be A Bitch - 2x4 - Multicam Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - You Can't Back Out of A Butt Fucking - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - You Come Into My House? Suck My Dick? Call Me Gay? - 2x3 Patch

As Seen on Socials - You come to my House? Suck my Dick? Call me Gay? - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/White

As Seen on Socials - You eat bananas for the shape - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants

As Seen on Socials - You Had Me At "We'll Make It Look Like An Accident" - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/White

As Seen on Socials - You Look About As Straight As A Thursday Night In Afghanistan - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black