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State Guard Uniform Builder
One complete head-to-toe button set. Checklist-required components stay visible even when no matching product is currently stocked.
State Guard authorization: Use only garments, colors, insignia, devices, and configurations authorized by your State Guard, State Defense Force, or Naval Militia.
Use this checklist to complete the authorized State Guard physical training uniform. Organization policy controls colors, logos, reflective items, seasonal layers, and footwear.
"Be polite be Professional but have a Plan" Patch
"Fun Size Boobs" - Easily Distracted By Boobies (Uncensored) - 4 inch PVC Patch -
'Big Al' - Chubby But Dangerous - OCP 3.5" PVC Patch - Meal Team 6 Member
'Big Bubba' - Chubby But Dangerous - OCP 4" PVC Patch - Meal Team 6 Member
'Never Forgotten' Poppy - May 2023 POTM - 3 Inch PVC Patch
'Never Forgotten' Poppy - May 2023 POTM - 4 inch Patch - LIMITED EXTENSION
13.1 Club, Been There Ran That, Half-Marathon Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
15% Stud 85% Muffin Funny Dad Bod Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
18 Speed Trucker “What Part Of Don’t You Understand” Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
1984 - Sponsored by AI Data Centers & Flock Cameras Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
2 Types of Men In This World Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
4 Pack - Mini Black and White Logo Patches
4 Pack - Mini Red White and Blue Logo Patches
67 -Six Seven- Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
About 2 Inches Take It Or Leave It Funny Morale Patch, 2x3" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
African American version of Beware of Old Men - In Dangerous Professions - 3" Embroidered/Sublimated Patch
Against All Enemies - Version 2.0 Patch
Ah, The Element of Surprise Funny Morale Patch, 2.5" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
Appalachia Trail Morale Patch 2x3 with Hook and Loop
As Seen on Socials - 100% Certified R3T@RD - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Now Hiring Big Tittied MILFS - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Smart Enough To Know Better, Dumb Enough To Do It Anyway - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - Warning May Contain Autism - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Desert Tan
As Seen on Socials - "HAWK TUAH" - Spit On That Thang - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - "Hey Question, Are You Fucking Kidding Me?" - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/White
As Seen on Socials - "I Am Still Alive You Fucking Amateurs" - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Red
As Seen on Socials - "One Stop Shop" - If I Can't Eat It Ride It Fuck It Or Fight It I Don't Want It - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/white
As Seen on Socials - "Only You Can Prevent Fucktardation" - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Spice
As Seen on Socials - "Undiagnosed But I'm Pretty Sure" - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - "You Don't Know Me, You've Just Seen My Penis" - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Coyote
As Seen on Socials - (.Y.) - From Big To Small, I Love Them All - 2x3 Patch - Red w/Blue
As Seen on Socials - *** CAUTION *** 2 Chubby 2 Run! Will Fight Back - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - *WARNING* Running on Caffeine, Nicotine and Chilhood Trauma - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - 15% Stud 85% Muffin - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Red
As Seen on Socials - 50% Namaste, 50% Fuck Off - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - 51% Sonofabitch & 49% Muthafucker (SET) - 1x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
As Seen on Socials - 80,000 Battered Women & I Still Eat Mine Raw!!! - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - A Good Kick to the Balls will Solve Your Gender Confusion - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - A Happy Wet Beaver Gets More Wood - 2x4 Patch - Marpat Woodland w/Purple
As Seen on Socials - All You Need Is 3 Muthafuckas - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Always Glad to Help, OR Fuck Shit Up - 2x3 Patch
As Seen on Socials - Ammosexual - Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Are You In Awe Of My Tism - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Arrive. Fuck Shit Up. Leave. - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Ass Eater - Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - At Least Life Wants To Fuck Me - Red w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Autistic and Ready to Fuck - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - Awwwwwwwww It's Offended - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Spice
As Seen on Socials - Bad Decisions Make Good Stories - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Be A Flirt Lift Your Shirt Yay!! Boobies - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - Because FUCK YOU That's Why - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - Before You Gossip About Me ... Bigger Fish To Fry - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Big Booty Latinas - 1x3.75 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Blow Me Like You Owe Me - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Purple
As Seen on Socials - Blowing Backs Out Since 1775 - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Body Piercings By Sig Sauer - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
As Seen on Socials - Caffeine, Sarcasm, Suppressed Trauma - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Can I Take Your Tits For a Test Drive? - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Can't Catch Me - I'm The F***in' Gingerbread Man - 2x3 Patch - Red w/Lime Green
As Seen on Socials - Can't Fix Pendejo - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Certified Fatass - Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Certified Good Girl - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Cum Slow Shit Fast - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - Dead Don't Know They're Dead - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - Department of Eating Ass - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Dicks Out For Harambe Nuts Out For Peanut - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Did You Take Your Stupid Pills With Dumb Juice Today? - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Don't Bully Me... I'll Cum - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Don't Haze Me I'll Cum - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - Don't Make Me Finger Fuck My Trigger - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Gold
As Seen on Socials - Don't Make Me Finger Fuck My Trigger - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Don't Narcan Me I'm Having a Good Time - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - Don't Taze Me I'll Cum - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Blue
As Seen on Socials - Don't Yell At Me I'll Get Hard - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Gold
As Seen on Socials - Don't Yell At Me I'll Get Wet - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
As Seen on Socials - Don't Yell At Me It Turns Me On - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Dragons Horde Gold Because Your Mother Whored Everything Else - 2x4 Red w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - Drink Your School - Stay In Drugs - Don't Do Milk - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Eating Pussy Cures Depression - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Gold
As Seen on Socials - Edge Hard or Bust Trying - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Spice
As Seen on Socials - Embracing My Inner Drunk Raccoon - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Every Time I use Words Like "Gay" or "Retarded" ... Words Are Hurtful - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Everything Hurts, And I'm Hungry - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Neon Green
As Seen on Socials - Feral Housewife - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Blue
As Seen on Socials - Forgive Me Father For I Am Evil And Retarded - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
As Seen on Socials - Fuck Is My Favorite Word - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
As Seen on Socials - Fuck You and Your Non Offensive Patch - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Fuck You, Lick the back of My Balls - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Fucking With People Is My Love Language - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
As Seen on Socials - Fully Autismatic- 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Getting A Boner... - 1x5 Patch - Gray w/White
As Seen on Socials - Getting Kink Shamed Makes Me Hard - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - Grab His Dick and Twist It - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Hate Keeps Me Warm - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Hell Was Full So I Came Back - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black