Funny & Novelty Patches
Funny, sarcastic and irreverent morale patches with hook-and-loop backing.
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State Guard Uniform Builder
Build Your Uniform
One complete head-to-toe button set. Checklist-required components stay visible even when no matching product is currently stocked.
PT Uniform — Full Head-to-Toe Shopping Checklist
Use this checklist to complete the authorized State Guard physical training uniform. Organization policy controls colors, logos, reflective items, seasonal layers, and footwear.
- ☐ PT short-sleeve shirt
- ☐ PT long-sleeve shirt
- ☐ PT hoodie or sweatshirt
- ☐ PT jacket or windbreaker
- ☐ PT shorts
- ☐ PT pants or joggers
- ☐ Reflective PT belt or safety item, when required
- ☐ Athletic socks
- ☐ Running / training shoes
- ☐ Cold-weather PT cap
- ☐ Cold-weather PT gloves
- ☐ Thermal / compression base layer
- ☐ Military dog tags / identification when required
