Funny & Novelty Patches

As Seen on Socials - "HAWK TUAH" - Spit On That Thang - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - "Hey Question, Are You Fucking Kidding Me?" - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/White

As Seen on Socials - "I Am Still Alive You Fucking Amateurs" - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Red

As Seen on Socials - "One Stop Shop" - If I Can't Eat It Ride It Fuck It Or Fight It I Don't Want It - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/white

As Seen on Socials - "Only You Can Prevent Fucktardation" - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Spice

As Seen on Socials - "Undiagnosed But I'm Pretty Sure" - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants

As Seen on Socials - "You Don't Know Me, You've Just Seen My Penis" - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Coyote

As Seen on Socials - (.Y.) - From Big To Small, I Love Them All - 2x3 Patch - Red w/Blue

As Seen on Socials - *** CAUTION *** 2 Chubby 2 Run! Will Fight Back - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red

As Seen on Socials - *WARNING* Running on Caffeine, Nicotine and Chilhood Trauma - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Orange

As Seen on Socials - 15% Stud 85% Muffin - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Red

As Seen on Socials - 50% Namaste, 50% Fuck Off - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - 51% Sonofabitch & 49% Muthafucker (SET) - 1x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black

As Seen on Socials - 80,000 Battered Women & I Still Eat Mine Raw!!! - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - A Good Kick to the Balls will Solve Your Gender Confusion - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - A Happy Wet Beaver Gets More Wood - 2x4 Patch - Marpat Woodland w/Purple

As Seen on Socials - All You Need Is 3 Muthafuckas - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Always Glad to Help, OR Fuck Shit Up - 2x3 Patch

As Seen on Socials - Ammosexual - Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Are You In Awe Of My Tism - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White

As Seen on Socials - Arrive. Fuck Shit Up. Leave. - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Ass Eater - Tab - OCP w/Black

As Seen on Socials - At Least Life Wants To Fuck Me - Red w/Silver