Funny, sarcastic and irreverent morale patches with hook-and-loop backing.
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As Seen on Socials - Not A Cop - 2x3 Patch
As Seen on Socials - Not An IFAK, Filled with War Snacks - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
As Seen on Socials - Not Autistic... Just An Asshole - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
As Seen on Socials - Not My Fault ... I'm Retarded - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Not On Drugs I'm Just Weird - 2x3 Patch - Multicam Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Only My Couch Pulls Out - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Reflective
As Seen on Socials - only trust people who like big butts.... they CANNOT lie. - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Orgasm Donor - Red w/Black - 2x3
As Seen on Socials - Overtime Whore - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Overworked and Underfucked - 2x3 Patch
As Seen on Socials - Patriotism Isn't My Only 'Tism - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
As Seen on Socials - Pedophiles Aren't People - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Pendejo - Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Pierced Titties Only - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Light Pink
As Seen on Socials - Possibly Wanted For War Crimes - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Professional Penetration Papi - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Putting The 'Tism In PatriAUTISM Since 1775! Rah! -3x5 Patch - Black w/Reflective
As Seen on Socials - Quit Talking and Taze That Bitch - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Raw, Next Question - Long Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Real G's Move In Silence Like Lasagna - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - Recreational Gynecologists - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
As Seen on Socials - Regulate This Dick - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Remain Calm! We Can't Both Freak Out - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Retard - Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Rock, Paper, Scissors - Throat Punch - I Win! - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Multi
As Seen on Socials - Roses Are Red - Tortas Are Yummy - Don't Worry Hunny - I'll Cum On Your Tummy - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue - Vehicle 1 Struck Vehicle 2 - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Royal Blue
As Seen on Socials - Rule No. 1 - Don't Get Caught - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Running on Caffeine and Hate - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Service Human Do Not Pet - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - SHE JACK-O MY LANTERN TIL I HOLLER WEEN - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - She Touched My Pepe Steve and I Liked It - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/White
As Seen on Socials - Shit Needed To Be Blown Up So I Was Born - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Shit Show Crew Member - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Shit Show Supervisor - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Shitbag - Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Sir In My Defense There Was No One There To Tell Me Not To Do Something Stupid - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Sloped Roof Qualified - Long Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Some People Just Need A High-Five.. In Th Face, With A Chair. - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Sometimes Maybe Good, Sometimes Maybe Shit - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Sorry About Your Mothers Passing - She Wasn't As Flexible Last Night - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - Special Fuckface - Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Spit In My Mouth Please! - 2x3 Patch
As Seen on Socials - Spitters Are Quitters - 2x3 - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Spread It - Wet It - Pound It - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - Stacking Bodies and Banging Mommys - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Steak & Titties - 1x3 Patch - Coyote Brown w/CB
As Seen on Socials - Still Alive Out Of Spite - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Desert Tan
As Seen on Socials - Stop Screaming Or I'll Cum - Your Medic - 2x3 Patch - Black w/silver
As Seen on Socials - Stop Screaming... I'm Scared Too - 2x4 Patch - Red w/Black
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"Do the Work" With M249 Saw - Hoodie
"Dwight" Airborne AF Holographic Sticker
"Dwight" Airborne AF Sticker
"EGGS-A-COOK !"The Story of the Forty-Fourth.Bn A.I.F.War-as the Digger Fought It - Paperback