Funny, sarcastic and irreverent morale patches with hook-and-loop backing.
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As Seen on Socials - Stupid People Keep Me Employed - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - Such A Stupid Fucking Good Boy - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Such A Stupid Fucking Good Girl & Boy Set - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Such A Stupid Fucking Good Girl- 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Tally Ho Retards - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Tard Wrangler - Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Tax This Dick - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Team Tism - Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - The Risk I Took Was Calculated, But Man, I'm Bad At Math - 2x3 - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - The Shaft - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - The Shenanigans Will Continue Until Management Improves - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - They Call Me Step Sergeant - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - This Is The Government The Founders Warned Us About - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Coyote
As Seen on Socials - This Meeting Could've Been a Fist Fight - 2x4 Patch - Blkw/white
As Seen on Socials - This Meeting Could've Been an Email or a Fight - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - Time To Do Some Sketchy Shit ... Doo Daa Doo Daa - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - Tits & Whiskey - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Titty Inspector - Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Too Fat to Run - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Torta Pounder - Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Tortanator - Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Treat Her Right - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Pink
As Seen on Socials - Trying to Be Less of An Asshole... Baby Steps, Fuck You. - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White
As Seen on Socials - TWUNT, Becasue Sometimes TWAT and CUNT Just Aren't Enough - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Multi
As Seen on Socials - UNC - Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Undiagnosed But Something Ain't Right - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Violent Handjob - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - We Live In A Time When Intelligent People Are Silenced So Stupid People Aren't Offended - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Weaponized Autism - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Weird Being the Same Age as Old People - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Well, It's Not Going To Just Suck Itself ... Lord Knows I've Tried - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White
As Seen on Socials - Welp... I'm Retarted - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - What Are You Doing, Step-SGT? - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - When I'm The Voice of Reason, Things Have Taken A Turn - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
As Seen on Socials - When The Fuck Did We Get Ice Cream - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Who Ate All The Pussy - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/White
As Seen on Socials - Who's Awesome? Not You! You're a Cunt. - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Whoever is in Charge of Making Sure I Don't Do Stupid Shit, Is Fucking Fired! - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Will Fuck For Tacos - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Working Hard - Hardly Working - Work While Hard - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
As Seen on Socials - Working With You Is Like Working By Myself But Harder - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
As Seen on Socials - You Came Into My Heart When I Came Into Your Mouth - 2x4 Patch - Red w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - You Can Lift All You Want But If You're A Bitch You're Still Gonna Be A Bitch - 2x4 - Multicam Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - You Can't Back Out of A Butt Fucking - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - You Come Into My House? Suck My Dick? Call Me Gay? - 2x3 Patch
As Seen on Socials - You come to my House? Suck my Dick? Call me Gay? - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/White
As Seen on Socials - You eat bananas for the shape - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - You Had Me At "We'll Make It Look Like An Accident" - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/White
As Seen on Socials - You Look About As Straight As A Thursday Night In Afghanistan - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - You Never Go Full Retard - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Black
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